Abbs - London - Post what I like - try not to get lost xo

*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*

friend: you good?

*i look up slowly*

me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

(via moistbottom)

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(via relahvant)

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
image

(via gnarly)

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via ha-ze)

friends: why are you single?

me: have you seen my face?

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